The Final Word for 2009 ...

...as Mr. President Obama's popularity continues to sink, while Congress goes headlong into turning the nation into a welfare state dependant of socialist programs which must have the patriots who risked their lives to found this "noble experiment" spinning in their graves, it is time to hang it up and move on to more positive things. So I leave (for the foreseeable future) you with the following video. Most will watch it and say, "Well, duh."



Here are the sources I use for the majority of the posts:

Hot Air

John Rasmussen's Polls

XM's Andrew Wilkow

Red State

Founding Bloggers

The Great One!

Ace Of Spades

Big Government

Enjoy and see ya' later for "Election 2010!"

EPA Goes Anti-Green

A note from our management:
The Environmental Protection Agency struck a great blow against green plants yesterday by naming C02, aka "Carbon" Dioxide, a pollutant. Any grade schooler in knows all plants require C02 for photosynthesis and without C02 they die! See below:



In addition, for all you "greenies" with anti C02 tendencies, please refrain from exhaling from this time forward to do your part in reducing green house gas.
Thank You,
Stupid Rabbit Labs

Yowser... this IS

just another government

shake down...




Courtesy of your Democratic majority

and President Barak H. Obama

Our Christmas Wish For You . . .

Merry "25th Day of December" from your Federal Government!

Hark The Harry, Money Sings (and Talks!)

Separated At Birth!



Here are a few of the songs greeting Harry Reid (DEM - NV) and Mary Landrieu, (HO-LA) in the Big Easy this weekend. He's heading there for a 1K a plate fundraiser, while the business so important at the D.C. headquarters for socialism in Amerika sits and waits - just like the Southern Democrats who tried to block equal rights legislation and end slavery, according to Harry's own words. By the way, why isn't Dingy Harry in Nevada raising cash for campaigns? Is he afraid to face constituents this close to Christmas? Any way you can tune up and sin ( or sing)along with ...

HARK! THE HARRIED TAXPAYERS SING!

Hark! The Harried taxpayers sing
We don’t want your health care thing!
No new fees and mandates wild
Leave our health care undefiled!
Joyful all our hearts arise
Join the Founders voices wise!
‘We The People’ speak again
You just wait ‘till Twenty Ten!
Hark! The Harried taxpayers sing
We don’t want your health care thing!


JINGLE CASH

Dashing through a vote
On a bill nobody read,
O'er the health care bloat
“Reform” is what they said;
The ‘Nays’ they do abound
Making cloture fail,
Harry looked around, and he found
A Senator for sale!

Oh… Jingle cash! Jingle cash!
Mary's on the way,
300 mil, for a bill
That'll bankrupt us one day! Hey!

Jingle cash! Jingle cash!
Mary's on the way,
300 mil, for a bill

That'll bankrupt us one day! Hey!


TEA PARTIES ARE COMING TO TOWN

You better not shout, you better not lie,
You better not pout, I’m telling you why,
Tea Parties are coming to town!

We see you when you are voting, we know when you’ve been bought,
We know if you’re been bad or good, and at town halls you’ll be caught!

So… You better not shout, you better not lie,
You better not pout, I’m telling you why,
Tea Parties are coming to town!z

This 'splains everything...

March Toward Big Brother Continues ...

From the Wall Street Journal:FTC Chairman Jon Leibowitz said the government is considering subsidies to commercial news organizations, granting them special tax treatment or an exemption from antitrust regulation...


(*)

...obviously the established media, the one that pushes specific political views and parties rather than simply reporting the news are becoming the dinosaurs of the 21st century. Hold on to your wallets on this one.

* I know this is "Oz" and not "Big Brother" but, doesn't this picture make better sense.

May we be the first to wish you a . . .

Buddy can you spare a carbon credit?

From The Pages of The Wall Street Journal: The scientific community is buzzing over thousands of emails and documents -- posted on the Internet last week after being hacked from a prominent climate-change research center -- that some say raise ethical questions about a group of scientists who contend humans are responsible for global warming.



This is just a sample of the truth found at: the Climate Depot

What could be wrong with a little historical revision...

...you be the judge.

Welcome Back Carter

File This Under:



November 23, 2009 ~ Gold prices soared to a record 1,174 US dollars an ounce here on Monday as a sliding US currency and worries about a possible spike to inflation increased demand for the 'safe-haven' metal.

This Could Whittle Down The Deficit Pretty Fast...

...if you got the right politicians to participate:



California man allegedly paid teens to spit in his face.

Congress Takes A New Tact On ObamaCare!

Remember this classic Lampoon cover?

No doubt it sold a lot of issues, just in case...



Now with ObamaCare in big trouble with approval at 38%,

Here's the new strategy:

Ho, Ho, Ho ...and I'm not talkin' Christmas Here

...and so it came to pass that Mary Landrieu (HO' - LA) walked onto the Senate floor midafternoon Saturday to announce her yes vote and to trumpet the financial "fix" she had arranged for Louisiana. "I am not going to be defensive," she declared. "And it's not a $100 million fix. It's a $300 million fix."

I know who's a'poutin' in D.C.

Iowa Poll shows Obama approval rating below 50 percent ...and these are the guys who liked him in the first place!

Hey Senate, Consider This !

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,


It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:

•The U.S. Post Service was established in 1775.
You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.
•Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.

•Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.

•War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.
•Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.

•Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.

•The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.
You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM??

(a tip o' the hat to sister on this one ~ SR)

(a tip o' the hat to bother on this one, now the whole famn damily's mad! ~ SR)

First, no C.O.L.A. and now this...can you say pissed off seniors?

Surprise! 15 million will owe taxes on tax break!

It's all about a three letter word...we keep a' countin' Dem J.O.B.S.

okay...one

Tragedy Strikes When Teleprompter Breaks . . .

Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

Move Over Jeffersons, Cause SR Is Movin' On Up!

Today's stats show SR Labs ~ Stupid Rabbit broke the 500 mark for these first time as a top rated music podcast at Pod-o-matic. Thanks y'all.

Obama Puts The Hustle On Japanese Emperor ...

Remember about seven months ago, when "Obama didn’t bow to Saudi King Abdullah", The excuse was he was picking something up that he dropped on the floor (how about what dignity he had). Now here he is bowing the the son of WWII Emperor Hirohito. Need an excuse? Can do sushi breath! Read on:



Straight from the quick trip to NOLA (New Orleans to you novices) it is the oldest street hustle on Bourbon and it goes something like this:

Obama: Say those are some shoes....bet I can tell you where you got 'em!

Emperor: Your telling me you can tell me where I actually got these shoes?

Obama: I'm so sure I can tell you where you got those shoes, I'm willing to bet you 2.7 trillion dollars, or whatever the national debt is at this time!

Emperor: Well, that's a lot of money...but I know you can't tell me where I got these shoes, so I'll take you up on it.

Obama: Okay, lets shake on it while I take a closer looksee.

Emperor: Look as long as you wish...

Obama: Okay, Mr. Emperor...Now,I gonna tell you where you got those shoes... You got them shoes right there on your feet, standing in the royal palace in To-Kee-Oh, Jap-pan! Now pay up sucker or I gonna kick yo' butt and yo' mama's too!

Biden's Brainiac Moment !

Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"


"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."


Obama frowns, then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"


The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"


Tony Blair walks into the room and says, "Yes, my Queen?"


The Queen smiles and says, "Answer me this please, Tony ~ Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister . . . Who is it?"


Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."


"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.


Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question ~ ~ ~ "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"


"I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.


Biden asks Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"


Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy ~ It's me!"


Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!"

Then, he goes back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It is Colin Powell!"


Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, "No!, you idiot! . . . It's Tony Blair!"

The "Gibbs" On The Hill

"Can you imagine if, five years ago, protesters had compared our government to Hitler?" ~ Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs

Gee Lets See, hmmmmm .....




It all reminds me of the Lenin/McCarthy Beatle song
"The Fool On The Hill":
(Somehow this was so prophetic-start the music please.)
Day after day,
Alone on a hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still

But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he's just a fool,
And he never gives an answer,

But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning 'round.

Well on the way,
Head in a cloud,
The man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud

But nobody ever hear him,
or the sound he appears to make,
and he never seems to notice,
But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning 'round.

And nobody seems to like him,
they can tell what he wants to do,
and he never shows his feelings,
But the Gibbs on the hill,
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning 'round.
Ooh, ooh,
Round and round and round.

Health Care passes through the House...

..in the dark of night and on the weekend, hoping no one would notice. Vote: 220 - 215 with 1 Republican voting yea, 40 Dems voting nay. I guess it was a bi-partisan vote.



Passed in the dead of night!

Why Pres. Obama Hates Math

U.S. Govt.: Are you working?

Citizen: No.

U.S. Govt.: Well, are you looking for work?

Citizen: No, because there are no jobs.

U.S. Govt.: Congratulations, you are not unemployed!

Sound screwy? But it's true. According to Federal guidelines, if you are unemployed "not working" and are not looking regardless of the reason, you are not counted in the over 10% unemployment rate reported by the government. You remember the one where if we pass the one trillion dollar ponzi scheme stimulus spending bill the unemployment rate will not go over 8%. The one which in reality is approaching 17% when you include those who have simply given up looking for work.

So, with 1/3rd of the money is spent, the unemployment rate is over 10% (up about 3% from when the bill was introduced) we could be seeing 15% "unemployment" with 20% of our country unemployed when you include those who just give up. So remember those brave Democrats who pushed this scheme through the Congress and the President who never ran a business and as Vice President once said,"The Presidency is not an on the job training position." Thanks, Joe, for once they should have listened to you.

Pornstar or Potato, It's Not "That" Easy !

Stupid Rabbit Slacking To Be The Best !

As you can tell, post have been trailing off lately, but everyone must try to do something well. And, well, I've decided to be the world's best:



This isn't a simple task. Many have tried - few have succeeded. But never fear - this too will pass and it may be a simple case of blogger burn out a condition similar to PTSS (That's pre traumatic stress syndrome) certainly you've heard about it in the new this weekend. So check back I should be better soon.



Until then check out these:

Like Dreamsville (a slacker favorite)

Hot Air (no slackers here!)

Mostly Forbidden Zone ( what slackers check out for new ideas.)

2Leep ( a real time waster!)

MSNBC makes fun of Keith "Ubermann"

foundthis ditty at Death By 1000 Papercuts, check it out:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN From Govt. Cheese

Have A Child Headed To College?

Consider C. O. C. !

Here's Something Real Scarey For Halloween

Dear Citizens,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the
economy, I, President Obama have decided to implement a scheme to put
workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for
the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW
program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as
I, President Obama deem appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel
Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED
any further by me, President Obama.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. I, President Obama have
always prided myself on the amount of SHIT I give our citizens..

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this
to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you
all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

President O

Don't Paint With Too Broad A Brush, Part 3

This time it's Bill Lockyer, California Treasurer (and a Democrat to boot!), who takes on the looney left of the California legislature. It's worth a look. All hope is not lost...

Now A Word From General George S. Levin

Imagine A World Without Buttons...

... it's easy if you try. Sorry John, but you got to check this out.

"Dont_Click._It"

"This is so liberating!" ~ Red Buttons

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Aaaaaalfonso!

We haven't checked in with Alfonso's "Zonation" for a while so, here's Al on Keith Oberman vs Rush Limbaugh:

You Can't Spell "Success" Without "Sucks"

Christina Romer, the chair of President Barack Obama's Council of Economic Advisers, says spending from the $787 billion economic stimulus has already had its biggest impact on economic growth and will likely not contribute to significant expansion next year.

At the same time, 49 of the 50 states saw higher unemployment numbers. Only California saw a big drop-off in new claims, while Florida, New York, Wisconsin and Indiana reported more job cuts in industries such as construction, manufacturing and the car sector.

Aggie Joke Of The Day:

oBama at A&M:

Loose Lips Sink Ships (Of State) !

How's That Obama Thing workin' Out Part 2

"Just how big is the Obama deficit?" ~ signed Curious George

Dear Curious, watch this dude!

Will The H1N1 Virus Be President Obama's "Katrina"?

With President Obama's visit to New Orleans to see the lingering damage from Hurricane Katrina, one must ponder - will the H1N1 be this administration's "Katrina"? News is the number of both seasonal flu and swine flu vaccines distributed is lagging in most states, with only a few thousand doses shipping in to Texas, with over 24 million residents. Take Dallas County, the ninth most populous county in the United States:

Dallas County , with 10 confirmed deaths from the virus, received its second shipment of vaccine: 700 doses, including injectable vaccine. Department officials have not said how they plan to distribute this shipment. They used the first 700 doses they received two weeks ago on health care workers, including first responders and public school nurses. Dallas County has a population of almost 2.5 million. At the rate of 700 doses a week it will take 68years to inoculate the county's population for H1N1.

In Florida, plans are being made to ban some H1N1 patients from hospitals.

In New York the mayor is suggesting patients be quarantined in E.Rs.


In Katrina 1,836 people lost their lives in the actual hurricane and in the subsequent floods, making it the deadliest U.S. hurricane since the 1928 Okeechobee hurricane. At the rate the Obama administration is getting out vaccine the H1N1 deaths may well out strip this natural disaster.

Anyone up to rereading Stephen King's "The Stand"?

Don't Paint With Too Broad A Brush, Part 2

Official Obama Criticizer, Bo Snerdley, speaks:



Oh, speaking of Donovan McNabb, here's Yahoo's story from today's headlines. Seems like Rush was (is) right: "McNabb: Not the most situationally aware fellow..."

Anita Dunn's Two Favorites ~ Rolled Into One !

Label this:
A) Anita Dunn, White House spokeswoman and personal attack dog assigned to Fox News by the Obama administration, has a thing for Mao Tse Tung (or Mao Zudung). She is on record for stating he and Mother Theresa are her "favorite philosophers". Well being a product of public education, she probably never heard of the millions of Chinese who were slaughtered at the hands of the Red Army during the Chinese Communist Revolt led by this ruthless dictator...or may be she has.

B) A Chinaman's chance at making a million and pulls one one the Big O. At under ten American dollars, and Lord knows the Chinese have a butt load of 'em, this enterprising Bejing T-shirt maker stands to make big money. If everyone in China buys one shirt he stands to make almost a thousand American dollars given the state of the US Buck under this administration. Further more with the President's upcoming apology tour of Chine, his entourage will probably buy his entire stock for Christmas presents. Tres Cute!

Sorry about the embedded comercial ~SR Mgnt.



from Moto Rueters

You Can't Tell The Players Without A Scorecard !

Direct from the Campaign for America’s Future, HCAN, Media Matters, Third Way and others, we have created a one-stop messaging resource to help progressives understand and talk about healthcare reform:

Liberalism VS Conservativism

This pretty much describes our Country today.

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a veget arian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If you're confused about who is who...here's the typical liberal at work:

Don't Paint With Too Broad A Brush . . .

Well, the first foot is in ...

...a few minutes ago the Senate voted "Yea" on its Obamacare bill with all Democrats and one Rino (Olympia Snowe) the bill passed out of comittee and on to to Senate floor - rather than the Senate trash can. More to come, I'm sure.

You may remember these words from about one year ago:
"And if you're a family making less than $250,000 a year, my plan won't raise your taxes one penny--not your income taxes, not your payroll taxes, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes," Barak Obama

Oh, by the way 91% of the costs falls on us making less than $200,000.

"Meet John Doe" . . .

...is the classic "everyman" movie by Hollywood icon, Frank Capra. Why do I bring this up? Well that's how Kevin Jennings, Safe School Czar, was presented by Pres. Obama, just an average citizen doing his job. How could this be controversial as a choice for "Safe School Czar?"

Here's some thing maybe Mr. President forgot to mention:

Kevin Jennings is a supporter of pedophilia advocates and NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Assoc. - or whatever) supporters.

Mr. Jennings encouraged a sexual relationship between a fifteen year old boy and a grown man who solicited the kid in a bus station bathroom.

Kevin Jennings stated he believes that schools cannot be safe as long as the Boy Scouts of America are allowed to meet in public schools.

Kevin Jennings promotes kindergartens teaching about gay sex(should any sex be taught at this level?).

People are after Kevin Jennings because he has and is advocating — a complete rejection of common decency in favor of the most radical aspects of the gay agenda including, but not limited to, man-boy sex.

(above provided by RedState.com)

Welcome to the New Amerika comrades...where anyone who disagrees is a dissident.

FNC gives CNN a ratings boost...

...by giving the White House "You Know" Girl something to talk about. It's like, you know, a ten minute commercial for Fox New, you know, Network!

Truth or Agenda...where's the debate, Al?

Here's Al Gore dodging questions at a symposium for climate journalist in Wisconsin... which makes one wonder, is he interested in debating or check cashing?



Madison weather forecasts calls for record lows in the freezing range for the next two days. Way to go Mr. Global Warming, you did it again. Here's a check of our weather courtesy of ACCUWEATHER:
A cold outbreak befitting November much more than October has already left a trail of broken temperature records in its wake. Not only over a swath of the Rockies and the Plains, but also in western Canada, from whence the cold winds have blown.

Single-digit readings will be widespread over Montana and into parts of the neighboring Northwest. Teens will be reach over a much wider area from the northern Cascades to the northern Plains. These readings, sometimes 20 and even 30 degrees below normal, will shatter old records by 10 degrees or more in some instances.



Play Ball! Coors Field, Denver ~ Thanks again, Al.

Our Weekend Public Service Announcement:

ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO EAT!

Help Barak Win The Heisman !

Since he's winning everything else he might as we get this, too.



Follow this link and enter "Barak Obama" in the write in blank! It's as easy as winnig the Nobel Peace Prize!

A Message To The Nobel Prize Committee :

For his great achievements in __________________________ !

The Greenest Airline with the Brownest Restrooms.

All Nippon Airlines [ANAL], a major Japanese airline, has a new passenger regulation. Everyone must use the restroom before boarding their planes. No word if the on plane restrooms will be sold as private suites, but here's hoping the barf bags have extra strong liners, just in case.


"No numbel waun or numbel tu! Okie-dokie!"