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Buddy can you spare a carbon credit?

From The Pages of The Wall Street Journal: The scientific community is buzzing over thousands of emails and documents -- posted on the Internet last week after being hacked from a prominent climate-change research center -- that some say raise ethical questions about a group of scientists who contend humans are responsible for global warming.



This is just a sample of the truth found at: the Climate Depot

What could be wrong with a little historical revision...

...you be the judge.

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November 23, 2009 ~ Gold prices soared to a record 1,174 US dollars an ounce here on Monday as a sliding US currency and worries about a possible spike to inflation increased demand for the 'safe-haven' metal.

This Could Whittle Down The Deficit Pretty Fast...

...if you got the right politicians to participate:



California man allegedly paid teens to spit in his face.

Congress Takes A New Tact On ObamaCare!

Remember this classic Lampoon cover?

No doubt it sold a lot of issues, just in case...



Now with ObamaCare in big trouble with approval at 38%,

Here's the new strategy:

Ho, Ho, Ho ...and I'm not talkin' Christmas Here

...and so it came to pass that Mary Landrieu (HO' - LA) walked onto the Senate floor midafternoon Saturday to announce her yes vote and to trumpet the financial "fix" she had arranged for Louisiana. "I am not going to be defensive," she declared. "And it's not a $100 million fix. It's a $300 million fix."

I know who's a'poutin' in D.C.

Iowa Poll shows Obama approval rating below 50 percent ...and these are the guys who liked him in the first place!

Hey Senate, Consider This !

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,


It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:

•The U.S. Post Service was established in 1775.
You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.
•Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.

•Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.

•War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.
•Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.

•Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.

•The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.
You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM??

(a tip o' the hat to sister on this one ~ SR)

(a tip o' the hat to bother on this one, now the whole famn damily's mad! ~ SR)

First, no C.O.L.A. and now this...can you say pissed off seniors?

Surprise! 15 million will owe taxes on tax break!

It's all about a three letter word...we keep a' countin' Dem J.O.B.S.

okay...one

Tragedy Strikes When Teleprompter Breaks . . .

Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

Move Over Jeffersons, Cause SR Is Movin' On Up!

Today's stats show SR Labs ~ Stupid Rabbit broke the 500 mark for these first time as a top rated music podcast at Pod-o-matic. Thanks y'all.

Obama Puts The Hustle On Japanese Emperor ...

Remember about seven months ago, when "Obama didn’t bow to Saudi King Abdullah", The excuse was he was picking something up that he dropped on the floor (how about what dignity he had). Now here he is bowing the the son of WWII Emperor Hirohito. Need an excuse? Can do sushi breath! Read on:



Straight from the quick trip to NOLA (New Orleans to you novices) it is the oldest street hustle on Bourbon and it goes something like this:

Obama: Say those are some shoes....bet I can tell you where you got 'em!

Emperor: Your telling me you can tell me where I actually got these shoes?

Obama: I'm so sure I can tell you where you got those shoes, I'm willing to bet you 2.7 trillion dollars, or whatever the national debt is at this time!

Emperor: Well, that's a lot of money...but I know you can't tell me where I got these shoes, so I'll take you up on it.

Obama: Okay, lets shake on it while I take a closer looksee.

Emperor: Look as long as you wish...

Obama: Okay, Mr. Emperor...Now,I gonna tell you where you got those shoes... You got them shoes right there on your feet, standing in the royal palace in To-Kee-Oh, Jap-pan! Now pay up sucker or I gonna kick yo' butt and yo' mama's too!

Biden's Brainiac Moment !

Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"


"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."


Obama frowns, then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"


The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"


Tony Blair walks into the room and says, "Yes, my Queen?"


The Queen smiles and says, "Answer me this please, Tony ~ Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister . . . Who is it?"


Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."


"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.


Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question ~ ~ ~ "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"


"I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.


Biden asks Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"


Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy ~ It's me!"


Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!"

Then, he goes back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It is Colin Powell!"


Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, "No!, you idiot! . . . It's Tony Blair!"

The "Gibbs" On The Hill

"Can you imagine if, five years ago, protesters had compared our government to Hitler?" ~ Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs

Gee Lets See, hmmmmm .....




It all reminds me of the Lenin/McCarthy Beatle song
"The Fool On The Hill":
(Somehow this was so prophetic-start the music please.)
Day after day,
Alone on a hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still

But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he's just a fool,
And he never gives an answer,

But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning 'round.

Well on the way,
Head in a cloud,
The man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud

But nobody ever hear him,
or the sound he appears to make,
and he never seems to notice,
But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning 'round.

And nobody seems to like him,
they can tell what he wants to do,
and he never shows his feelings,
But the Gibbs on the hill,
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning 'round.
Ooh, ooh,
Round and round and round.

Health Care passes through the House...

..in the dark of night and on the weekend, hoping no one would notice. Vote: 220 - 215 with 1 Republican voting yea, 40 Dems voting nay. I guess it was a bi-partisan vote.



Passed in the dead of night!

Why Pres. Obama Hates Math

U.S. Govt.: Are you working?

Citizen: No.

U.S. Govt.: Well, are you looking for work?

Citizen: No, because there are no jobs.

U.S. Govt.: Congratulations, you are not unemployed!

Sound screwy? But it's true. According to Federal guidelines, if you are unemployed "not working" and are not looking regardless of the reason, you are not counted in the over 10% unemployment rate reported by the government. You remember the one where if we pass the one trillion dollar ponzi scheme stimulus spending bill the unemployment rate will not go over 8%. The one which in reality is approaching 17% when you include those who have simply given up looking for work.

So, with 1/3rd of the money is spent, the unemployment rate is over 10% (up about 3% from when the bill was introduced) we could be seeing 15% "unemployment" with 20% of our country unemployed when you include those who just give up. So remember those brave Democrats who pushed this scheme through the Congress and the President who never ran a business and as Vice President once said,"The Presidency is not an on the job training position." Thanks, Joe, for once they should have listened to you.

Pornstar or Potato, It's Not "That" Easy !

Stupid Rabbit Slacking To Be The Best !

As you can tell, post have been trailing off lately, but everyone must try to do something well. And, well, I've decided to be the world's best:



This isn't a simple task. Many have tried - few have succeeded. But never fear - this too will pass and it may be a simple case of blogger burn out a condition similar to PTSS (That's pre traumatic stress syndrome) certainly you've heard about it in the new this weekend. So check back I should be better soon.



Until then check out these:

Like Dreamsville (a slacker favorite)

Hot Air (no slackers here!)

Mostly Forbidden Zone ( what slackers check out for new ideas.)

2Leep ( a real time waster!)

MSNBC makes fun of Keith "Ubermann"

foundthis ditty at Death By 1000 Papercuts, check it out: