From Nowhere Boy to...

The recreation of John, Paul, and George's first recording seesion in 1958 from up comong movie,"Nowhere Boy."

Another Classic TeeVee Moment

What ever happened to Snub Pollard and Larry Thor?

Who were Snub Pollard and Larry Thor, you ask. Well watch the following John Ireland and Dorothy Malone epic by the movie mogel Roger Corman with music by jazz great Chet Baker and see if you can pick Snub and Larry out of the cast.

Truly Inspired

Some people ask, "Where can you go to be really inspired these days?"

Well, look no further than:

Do You Miss ME Yet ? Oh, YES !

Can't add a thing to this.... this says it all!

Thank you Johnny Hart !

Don't Mess With Old People

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go
ahead.'

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

Don't Mess with Old People!

Translating SWAT team signals...

Don't get caught in an embarassing and sticky situation because you "miss read" these important gestures!

Hey, Dude! (Or how to write songs like a Beatle)

. . . easy ain't it!

I Think I Missed This On THe Dinah Shore Show . . .

Tell Me Again, Which One Is Sir Paul McCartney?

After Paul's remarks about which President actually would know a library, one can only ask...





Since "W" is the only President with a master's degree in business administration ...

Is a voracious reader ...

And married a librarian...

and again I ask, with apologies to the Stooges, which one's "Pauley"?

Just the kind of thing you'd expect from someone named after a John Wayne movie.

For all you kids out there, John Wayne was a real American actor, not one of those Alec Baldwin types at all.

Reading...It's A Good Thing

I know I'll read my ballot in November!

Hitler meets the Honeymooners in . . .

Heil Honey, I'm Home.







while this is only "half the story" the full deal is at Pathway to Unknown Worlds

DEVO, so that's what it was all about...

While they may be stuck in 1980, their bodies unfortunately keep de-evolving all the way to 2010.

From the land of Hubert H Humphrey

the natives are getting restless, from the Democrat strong hold of "Minnesoota", "Land o' Humphrey" come these roadside billboards.





and on a CBS Eye billboard, thank you Dan Rather!

Yes, the times they are a changing.

"Pop, Pop Up Video"

straight from VH-1, back in the day when it actually had video music...

Miss Me Yet?

Random thoughts on George Bush ~

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W.. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had stated that there were 57 states in the United States , would you have said that he is clueless?

If George W. Bush would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in Texas , would you have thought he was a self important, conceited, egotistical idiot ?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?


So, tell me again, what is it about President Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? He's done each and every one of these. I know there's one Georgia peanut farmer who is breathing a lot easier these days...

Those Hate Mongering Tea Party...errrrs

Dang those conservative hate mongering grannies!

Why Tuesday Nights Are Guy Nights Only . . .

" 'Nuff Said " ~ Stan Lee