Sunday, August 30, 2009

You Can Have This Mouse When You . . .



. . . pry it from my cold, dead fingers!

A proposed Senate bill would give president emergency control of Internet.

Internet companies and civil liberties groups were alarmed with a U.S. Senate bill which if enacted, proposed handing the White House the power to disconnect private-sector computers from the Internet.

They're not any happier about a revised version that Democrats have spent months drafting behind closed doors. CNET News has obtained a copy of the 55-page draft of S.773, which still appears to permit the president to seize temporary control of private-sector networks during a so-called cybersecurity emergency.

Here's an excerpt from that bill - HERE.


If I Ruled The World!

If you could vote to keep or replace the entire Congress,what would you do? Just 25% of voters nationwide would keep the current batch of legislators.
A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 57% would vote to replace the entire Congress and start all over again.



Eighteen percent (confirmed moderates) are not sure how they would vote.

Get the Rasmussen Info at the Rasmussen Report

Just Who's Stuck On Stupid ?

Congressional ** Star of the Week ** Mike Rogers (Michigan - R)

Friday, August 28, 2009

A Little Weekend Diversion

Ponty Bone and the Squeeze Tones...



only in the heart of Texas, and at Trick's Alleyfest Revue aka The Reel Alleyfest ~ yet another project of Stupid Rabbit Laboratories.



"THE ONLY THING NEEDED FOR EVIL TO TRIUMPH IS FOR GOOD MEN TO DO NOTHING"...
EDMUND BURKE

This was such a success, why NOT give them health care ?



Franklin Roosevelt introduced the Social
Security (FICA) Program and in it promised:

1.) That participation in the Program would be
completely voluntary,

2.) That the participants would only have to pay
1% of the first $1,400 of their annual
incomes into the Program,

3.) That the money the participants elected to put
into the Program would be deductible from
their income for tax purposes each year,

4.) That the money the participants put into the
independent "Trust Fund" rather than into the
General operating fund, and therefore, would
only be used to fund the Social Security
Retirement Program, and no other
Government program, and,

5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees
would never be taxed as income.

Since many of you have paid into FICA for years and are
now receiving a Social Security check every month --
and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of
the money we paid to the Federal government to "put
away" -- you may be interested in the following:

Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the
independent "Trust Fund" and put it into the
General fund so that Congress could spend it?
A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically
controlled House and Senate.

Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax
deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?
A: The Democratic Party.

Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social
Security annuities????
A: The Democratic Party, with Al Gore casting the
"tie-breaking" deciding vote, as President of the
Senate, while he was Vice President of the USA .

Q: Which Political Party decided to start giving
annuity payments to immigrants?
A: That's right! Jimmy Carter! And the Democratic Party of course!
Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65,
began to receive Social Security payments! The
Democratic Party gave these payments to them,
even though they never paid a dime into it!




The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
-Thomas Jefferson

Thursday, August 27, 2009

If you tell anybody I said this, I'll call you a liar...







... The real US unemployment rate is 16 percent if persons who have dropped out of the labor pool and those working less than they would like are counted, a Federal Reserve official said Wednesday.

Nothing like a nice AUGUST frost, is there Mr. Gore?

Another reason why the "Global Warming Loons" are now the "Climate Change Loons" ...



Now, let me get this straight, first its gonna get really cold...then hot...then cold again...then hot...geez, just can't tollerate that seasonal change, dude.

You Don't Need An ID To Vote...

...But You Better Have One If You Want To Ask A Democrat Congressman A Town Hall Question!



So you better "I.D. Up!" buddy.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

This Just In, From Merry Ole England!

From the Mail.online, an Enlish tabloid:


A homeless man caught fire after U.S. police shocked him with a Taser gun, it has been revealed.

Daniel Wood, 31, was allegedly sniffing gas from an aerosol can as he ran through traffic when he was chased by two officers in Lancaster, Ohio.
One officer caught Wood and got him on the ground, where Wood continued to resist, according to the police report.
Another officer shouted a warning, then zapped Wood with the Taser, the report said.
Wood immediately burst into flames that covered his torso.
The officers were forced to drop their weapons and beat out the flames.

Wood said: 'My complete right half of my upper body is burned.
'I have bandages from my wrist all the way up my arm and across my chest.'

He admitted he had been inhaling vapours from a chemical cleaner in an attempt to get 'high'.
Wood had been resisting arrest by attempting to bite the officers and lashing out with his feet.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1208987/Man-bursts-flames-Ohio-police-use-taser-guns-time.html#ixzz0PLOOykJX

Thanks. I'll take my stimulus in Candy, cigarettes, and other contraban...


....Almost 4,000 prison inmates were recipients of the one time "stimulus" payment from the Obama Administration of $250 dollars. With cell phones going for $1,000.oo and cigarettes for $20.oo each, it probably won't go too far. Another expample of the "BIG VOTER PAYOFF OF 2009." Thanks, Democrats.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Just in time for the weekend...


...the White House announced it had underestimated to deficit for the next 10 years. A few months ago they estimated the deficit would be about 7 trillion dollars, and this is before adding on national health costs, now Mr. Obama's advisors say it will acually be NINE TRILLION dollars(that is not a misprint). Here's 9T looks like:

$9,000,000,000.oo dollars we don't have and are paying intrest on. Still not impressed?

If placed end to end the line of $1 bills would reach from Austin, Texas

to

Saturn!
That's a planet in outer space for you public school students.


OR

from Washington, D.C.

to

the SUN

five times, there and back!

You know, a dollar here and a dollar there, pretty soon that starts to add up!

Monday, August 24, 2009

Are you "All wee-wee'd up?"



How about some "plain speak"...I'm just plain "pissed!" and so is David:

National Lampoon's Vacation...The Sequel

Yes, I'd leave town too if my approval record in 8 months looked like this:



From record Highs to record LOWS in under eight months, go figure...


...by the way, how IS that hopey, changey thing working for ya'?

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Sunday Funnies



with apologies to Clutch Cargo and Speed Racer!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Drill Now!, Drill There!, Pay Later!


Drill Now!,
Drill There!,
Pay Later!
You know the saying...or do you. Here's the scoop ~ The Obama Adminstration has issued two BILLION dollars of loan guarantees, money we don't have and are either borrowing or printing, for drilling off the coast.

Not the U.S. coast with U.S. companies, rather off the coast of Brasil and with Petrobras, a Brazillian company, who's major stock holder was, he sold his stock after the loan guarantee - but before the announcement, in none other than...Darth Vader, no that's not right, but it is the next worst thing, Mr. George "Sorry" Soros. Earlier in the year China has agreed to lend $10 billion with Petrobras in return for guaranteed oil supply over the next decade. Quick, can you call the White House to report something fishy!

Here's the whole story.


Friday, August 21, 2009

By Golly, You White Folks Sure Know How To Have A Good Time!

Part 1


Part 2

To those who "cling to their guns and their 'religion'"...

...move on over, somebody wants to join you!



Obama appeals to former "outcast" religious leaders to help him pass Obama-rama-care.
Politico proclaims "We are all God's partners when it comes to matters of life and death!" ...Well, if this is true, I think God wants to talk to the Democrats about that pro abortion thing.

AARP = United Health Care = Astro Turf

AARP the senior's "watchdog" uses United as their Medicare supplement underwriter,
here's a letter United sent out recently to its members:



Now who is the Astro Turf Radicals, huh?

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Al's Dirty Little Secret...



...Mr. Gore wouldn't want you to know this, but now the secret's out of the bag. I'll tell you, if you'll keep the secret. Okay, here goes, Official government measurements show that the world's temperature has cooled a bit since reaching its most recent peak in 1998,the current stretch of cooler temperatures means that costly measures to limit carbon dioxide emissions are ill-founded and unnecessary.

So, let me get this right, temps up during Clinton/Gore administration, peaking in 1998 and temps down during the Bush/Cheney administration... and now, liberal scientists say the 1998 record was partly caused by El Nino, a periodic warming of tropical Pacific Ocean waters that affects the climate worldwide.

"The temperature peak in 1998 to a large extent can be attributed to the very strong El Nino event of 1997-98," Bond said. "Temperatures for the globe as a whole tend to be higher during El Nino, and particularly events as intense as that one."

El Nino is returning this summer after a four-year absence and is expected to hang around until late next year."If El Nino continues to strengthen as projected, expect more (high temperature) records to fall," said Thomas Karl,director of the National Climatic Data Center. So now Obama/Biden...temps expected to get warmer again. Can you see a trend here?

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Quick, Name the DUMBEST Representative in Congres...

... surely you meant to say:

In The News

Just as our govt. tries to take us head long into socialized medicine, Canada's doctors try to get their system out of the quagmire...
Overhauling health-care system tops agenda at annual meeting of Canada's doctors.

The Cash for Clunkers Progam is a "bona fide" . . .

CLUNKER!



If you're considering supporting ObamaCare, consider how well ClunkerCare is working. The original 1 billion, now 3 billion dollar plan pushed through by the Obama administration ~ putting aside the premise that to give away your tax dollars to someone just to buy a car is basically wrong (remember how Fannie Mae got into trouble) ~ is one thousandth the size of health care and according to news reports
the government has only paid about 5% of the money to the dealers! With ungodly amounts of paper work to go through, those dealers submitting forms are getting rejections with "no reason given" as the reason for the rejection. Please resubmit if you desire. Also, the 10 day guarantee for government payment is now extending to over three weeks or more. Dealers are hurting and Congress takes an August vacation...so is the government.

1,000,000,000.oo VS 1,000,000,000,000.oo Could you afford to wait if your life, not just a new car, was in the balance?

Here's the whole story.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Thought(s) of the Day







This quiz maybe too difficult if you're the product of public education...

Friday, August 14, 2009

Serious business and seriously, buiness...

“The liberties of a people never were, nor ever will be, secure, when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them.”
- Patrick Henry

“The Constitution shall never be construed... to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.”
- Samuel Adams

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”
- Abraham Lincoln

“I always consider the settlement of America with reverence and wonder, as the opening of a grand scene and design in providence, for the illumination of the ignorant and the emancipation of the slavish part of mankind all over the earth.”

“Democracy... while it lasts is more bloody than either aristocracy or monarchy. Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide.”
- John Adams

these quotations of liberty are from Realty Check T-Shirts, selling great products like this:

Thursday, August 13, 2009

On the Heels of the Volt(40K and 40 mpc*) comes ...



... the "bare necessities!" ~ Sorry Mr. Disney, this is Govt. Motors' version.





there's more! It also comes in "truck"!



What else would you expect from the New Government Motors!

* that's miles per charge.

The Dew Is Off The Rose



You can get a daily update at The Rasmussen Report!

Conratulations! You're now paid up for 2009...

It took 26 more days than in 2008 for taxes to fully fund Washington spending, according to the Americans for Tax Reform. To celebrate the final payment, the group is hosting an event Wednesday called "Cost of Government Day 2009" at the Washington Press Club. Here's how it panned out in 2005,



this year, I'm not so sure.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Sunday, August 9, 2009

40 Years Ago Today...

Abbey Road debuts...


Abbey Road Companion (outtakes)


Booker T and the MG's


Benny Hill


Legos


Phantom Basses


Red Hot Chili Peppers


Beatles Bluegrass


The Simpsons



Why Does The Chicken Cross the Abbey Road!


Fab Four Christmas


Tianiman Square


Abbey Toons


Beatallica


and become one of the most parodied album covers ever!

It's A Simple Equation, Any One Can Understand.

Public Option = Single Payer = Government Dependence
Still confused, here let this simple illustration help.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Angry Mob of Racist Extremists Beats Man at Town Hall Meeting

Well, I guess the Democrats were right after all. At a town meeting held by a Democrat congressman Russ Carnahan, a rowdy group of organized and angry thugs showed upand then beat up a man. Race was involved, too! It’s every Democrat talking point you’ve read about in the last few days, with a twist.

The victim was a black conservative, and the assailants may well have been union thugs,they were wearing Service EmployeesInternational Union tee shirts. Mr. Kenneth Gladney, a 38-year-old from St. Louis, said he was attacked by some of those arrested as he handed out yellow “Don’t tread on me” flags.

Gladney, who is black, said one of his attackers, also a black man, used a racial slur against him before the attack started. “It just seems there’s no freedom of speech without being attacked,” Gladney said.

Senator Tom Coleburn of Oklahoma has a modest proposal

Spoiler: All Dem Senators (except the Chairman who was on the line) voted against this, while all Republicans, save one, voted for the amendment...

AARP ~ We are looking out for Seniors !

yeah, right!



"Anything that is worthwhile is not free." ~ James Madison

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Those Red State Guys go to Comic-Con

Okay, where do I sign up?



Sen. John Cornyn accuses the White House of compiling a White House "enemies list" and has asked President Obama to stop an effort to collect "fishy" information Americans see about a his Obamacare efforts.

Cornyn was responding to a post on the White House's blog where users are asked to help stop the spread of disinformation about legislation to overhaul health insurance. The post offers an e-mail address, flag@whitehouse.gov, for users to forward anything "on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy."

Well, seems most of the Dems in Congress ought to be listed, in my humble opinion.

Obama as The Joker: Racial Fear's Ugly Face

Oh, the outrage. How dare someone to actually put Mr. Obama's visage on a poster depicting the hideous joker!

Yes, Phillip Kennicott at the Washington Post thinks this is simply despicable! According to his article, referenced in the post title,"why the anonymity? Perhaps because the poster is ultimately a racially charged image. By using the "urban" makeup of the Heath Ledger Joker, instead of the urbane makeup of the Jack Nicholson character, the poster connects Obama to something many of his detractors fear but can't openly discuss. He is black and he is identified with the inner city, a source of political instability in the 1960s and '70s, and a lingering bogeyman in political consciousness despite falling crime rates."

So, let me get this straight, this is okay,


As is this,


This is acceptable,


This is even clever,



As is this,


Oh yes, even this is not racial,


But somehow this, as compared to the above, is totally unacceptable after only six months of little hope and a whole lotta change...



Hey dufuss, both jokers are WHITE! So, get a life...I'll just call it O.J. (Obama Joker)

If you need more examples, google "Bush Joker"

Oh, LLoyd Where Art Thou ...

...after Llyod "Doddon'it" Doggett gets hammered at an Acorn rally , no wait - that's not right. What do you call regular folks?

He tuck's tail and runs to safe ground at MSNBC's Rachael Madcow.

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