Friday, February 29, 2008

Getting Ready For St Paddy's Day...

Boneing Up On Irish Jokes:

Two rather snooty English businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, and only a few shelves had been set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some stupid Irishman is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in an Irish brogue accent asked "What are you selling' here"

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'Ya are doin' well ... Only two left!'

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