Saturday, March 28, 2009

Coming Soon! To A Neighborhood Near You!

“Well there is no doubt that– we have not done a particularly effective job in sorting through who are truly dangerous individuals that we’ve got to– make sure are not a threat to us, who are folks that we just swept up.”
~ Pres. Barak Hussein Obama

With Guantanamo, better know as "Club Gitmo" to most, scheduled to close by the end of the year according to President Obama, news comes than some of the terrorists enemy combatants poor souls have to be relocated to the United States. Some of the men will be released to other countries and will probably return to fighting or be tortured in their home country, but if no suitable and safe "home" can be found they will be relocated to the US where they will probably end up on the dole welfare living off your tax dollars public assistance.

Can You Spot Your New Neighbor ?

Friday, March 27, 2009

NO Sticker Shock !

Not so smug about voting for change now that the country's going to hell in a hand basket?

Feeling uncomfortable at work when lay offs are coming and the boss is looking at the cars in the parking lot for "Big O" bumper stickers?

Tired of getting gigged by your conservative friends and their comments about the "great spendulous package" and their minimal "tax relief" of $13.00 a week?



Then you need the "NO BLAME HERE" bumper sticker appendage!



Simply palce the appendage sticker next to your "Big O" sticker and drive guilt free for the next four years!



Also avaiable in




For gutless moderates and limp wristed liberals!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Another One Bites The Dust!

Campaign Promise # 32: I promise to have the most transparent administration in our nation's history.

Barack Obama was elected commander in chief promising to run the most transparent presidential administration in American history. This promise of his historic administration caused the National Newspaper Publishers Assn. to name him "Newsmaker of the Year."
The president is to receive the award from the federation of black community newspapers in a White House ceremony this afternoon. The Obama White House has closed the press award ceremony to the press.

Say wha...!

Just to remind you about other "broken promises", let's see
1) There will be no "ear marks" in the budget.
2. Bills will be posted for five days so all Americans will be able to see what Congress is voting on.
3. No lobbyists in my administration.
4. I promise to cut the national deficit....

I could go on, but you surely get the message.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

This little piggy went to...

Yes Virginia, they are tax and spend liberals. With today's pork filled spending bill, filled with about 9,000 sow's ears ear marks and signed into law today by the man who ran on the promise of "Just Say No To Ear Marks" Congress is now spending your and your descendants tax dollars at the rate of ONE BILLION DOLLARS PER HOUR ! I "hope" this is the "change" you wanted, but for me - no so much.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Rangel gets Rankled

Jason Mattera asks Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY) about some of his "legislative" expenses.




This isn't just blowing Hot Air

Presidential DVD Update !


!!!!!!!!!!!DVD Update!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, March 10, the 25 DVD's presented to Mr. Brown were in a format which is incompatible with DVD players in Europe (that's where England is for you graduates of public education). So, Mr. Brown now has a nice set of drink coasters! Isn't that special.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Coincidence, I Think Not



I don't like the looks of this. See how the Obama campagain looks a whole lot like the AMTRAK Logo. Coincidence? I don't know ... but it could be "logo copy right infringement" But the way things are going this will be the next obama campagain logo:

No Comment . . .

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Hail Columbia (House Movie Club)



British PM Gordon Brown had put clearly great thought into giving the U.S. President lavish gifts to signify Britain's 'special relationship' with the U.S. Gifts included an ornamental pen holder made from the timbers of the Victorian anti-slave ship HMS Gannet,once called HMS President.The oak from the HMS Gannet's sister ship, HMS Resolute, was carved to make a desk that already takes place in the Oval Office and was presented by Britain to the US in 1880 and recently was recently a central "clue" in the movie "National Treasure". What a marvelous and appropriate gift for this special occasion!

President Obama in return, gave the PM a "special" set of 25 classic American films on DVD. It is not clear what Mr. Brown thought about receiving the films, since he isn't really much of a movie buff. Downing Street refused even to state which movies were in the box set - perhaps a reflection of their embarrassment that the gift was less generous than the ones taken to Washington by the Prime Minister.

But, after much investigation we can now reveal part to the collections content:
1. Raging Bull - really this is one of the movies
2. Psyco - really this, too, is one of the movies
3. Wizard of OZ - another of the selections
since the entire list wasn't released, we can only speculate on the other selections:
4. Green Pastures - 1936 classic with Eddie "Rochester" Anderson as Noah.
5. Leonard, Part 6 with Bill Cosby.
6.Roots with every black actor working at that time
7. Norbit - starring Eddie Murphy
8. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner with Sidney Potier
9. Captain Planet with Lou Gossett, Jr.
10. Amos and Andrew starring Samuel L Jackson
11. Rat Race with Cuba Godding, Jr.
12. Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It with Ben Vereen.
13.Dr. Doolittle - the Eddie Murphy remake, not the Rex Harrison one.
14. Silver Streak - starring Richard Pryor.

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25. Blackula!

Any help completing the list can be left in the comments below ~ SR Mgt.